July 2012
4 posts
I am Feist.
Okay so like… I know I’m gonna sound like a complete psycho right now but I feel like I had to share my experience with you all that I had tonight.. Soo I’m walking home from the 7, and Feist’s “Undiscovered First” comes on my iPod. And that is like.. one of my main jams right now. If you haven’t heard it you must! So anyways, I’m just coming home...
The Ottawa Chart
Ottawa is a small town, that whole “six degrees of separation” really applies especially with people sleeping with eachother. I think I’ve slept with about a million people just by association. This all came to light on Sunday at Mod Night, obviously since it’s the only hipster thing to do on Sunday’s they all flock to the same place. The thought process started with...
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Why Facebook is ruining my life
Besides the fact that I spend every waking moment I’m not at work on it…
Stalking picture of the guy you’re kinda sorta dating at the moments ex-girlfriend, whom he dated for 3 years, and deciding she’s way prettier then you so you just can’t compete with that
Getting sad about it, so then look at pictures of you and your ex-boyfriend
Doing all of the above while...
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Oh really, You love me??? You don't even know...
So one romantic problem just gets replaced with another…
I’ve been seeing Marc for over a month. And he reminds almost every time we see each other that he doesn’t want a relationship, yes I know okay relax buddy! I think his last girlfriend really fucked him up, she does seem a little nutso.
But, Anyways…
I’m fine with just having fun, but if you say you...
June 2012
3 posts
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Yes I've Read Fifty Shades of Grey, Fuck You!
Before I go on with my review, there are spoilers so if you’re planning on reading it, avert your eyes!!!
I wasn’t planning on reading this book series since it’s been considered “mommy porn” and I don’t usually like reading over sexual things when I’m single and depressed about my single life because it makes me more depressed. But since I’m...
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Girls are Shady
Okay, so as much complaining as I do about boys, I`d just like to point out some shadyness that has been happening in the Ottawa Bitch community these days…
Exhibit A:
So before I go into details about this one, I`d just like to point out how Norah is horrible at storytelling. Jakob came into work today and was saying how he had a horrible night at Babs on Sunday, but that Norah could fill...
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Ms. Monogamy
Dear Loyal Readers (3 people),
I’ve just had a self awareness realization. Okay so it’s probably pretty obvious, but I actually can’t be with more then one person at a time…
So like I started “dating” this guy Mike, like 8-9 months ago. Casually. This is like the longest consecutive relationship I’ve been in a really long time, and he’s not...
May 2012
3 posts
why the waitor that looks like ryan gosling at the...
1. I yelled from across the table while he was taking orders “Joelle! Bacon! remember you want bacon! BACON! BACON JOELLE!” and then Joelle yelled at me-
“IT ALREADY HAS BACON ON IT!”
(in my defence she told me numerous times to remind her to put bacon on her burger because last time she forgot. How was I supposed to know that it already had bacon on it?)
2. I starred...
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Stupid Girl Brains
So it’s been 3 days since my date with dude-bro and I haven’t heard from him yet.
Apparently it’s too early to freak out, according to my friend Joelle I should wait 4 days before I start to freak out. Which means I can officially start freaking out tomorrow without getting judged (I know you’re all judging me anyways). Well it’s 12 minutes to midnight, so official...
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Dating is Bullshit.
Let’s be real.
The crop of eligible single men in this city is slim to none. From what I hear, there are 3 women to every man in Ottawa. Fair? Not really.
So after a year of being single and “casually dating” one person for 8 months, I finally scored a date with a very good looking guy, who has a job and doesn’t live with his parents…
First dates are always...
